Saturday, 27 May 2017





"SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE COULD DO THIS.
SHE LOOKED LIKE A GIRL WHO COULD HAVE FUN FOR NO REASON."











Days 1-3


  • Let's not sleep for 48 hours (Arrive 6AM KOLN time, 12PM Kanada time).
  • Let's have an airport pretzel.
  • Let's pretend it's not raining.
  • Let hot chick grab unto our arm. 
  • Let's share her umbrella.
  • Let's not sit beside two vegetarians at dinner.
  • Let Hungarian chick hold unto our arm after dinner, even without an umbrella.
  • Let's forget our eyelash curler in Kanada.

Day 3: SNEAK AROUND

  • Buy Eau du Cologne instead of taking Cathedral tour
  • Drink Früh with French Blonde instead of going to rehearsal
  • Get locked out of the Cathedral at night. It's undeniably raining.
  • Run next morning at 6:10AM. 
  • Have hotel cappuccino.

Day 4: FOCUS. DON'T TALK.


"I CAN WAIT TO GO SOMEWHERE," He says. "I HAVE TIME."


Day 5: Somewhere Else. Somewhere called Aachen

  • Take photo with Sofia; everyone says we look alike.
  • Eat chewy gingerbread cookies coated in chocolate.
  • Don't feel like yourself (because they are making you wear a boyfriend blazer).

Day 6: Grocery store/Bonne/2nd Concert

  • Buy Früh for 89 cents and Haribo Gummy Bears for 1.29 before 8AM. (Stay on Budget).
  • French Blonde invites you to go out for a beer after tonight's concert.
  • Stay in with hot chick instead. (Be responsible).
  • Flip your hair infront of them all; one of the musicians needs to borrow your bobby pins. (Be a team player).
  • Let cute boy do up your ascot tie moments before He has to go on stage to sing. Everybody is watching. (Be professional).


Day 7ish: Regensburg (After Hours)

  • Hot Chick: "It's OK." She says. "We can be our real selves now."
  • "...Sorry. You're going to see my bum."


Day 8:

  • "I don't have your number." - The French Blonde (She's from Nova Scotia)

Day 11: Have a conversation with Him in Munich

  • She: "What does curiosity feel like for you?"
  • Him:  "A want. A want to go there. A want to know...Why?"
  • She: "I'm not a curious girl."
  • Him:  "You're curious about curiosity."
  • She: "Maybe, I'm just jealous."
  • Him:  "Maybe, I'm just young."


While making & sustain eye contact with the other Him at the Museum
  • He: "I like this now..."
  • Me: "Only took us all year."






























 P.S: That was a Brigette Bloom photo. We like Brigette Bloom.


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